Bowel Routing
when you start out on a run and realize that you’re gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.
“where’d you go? i totally lost you on that run.”
“dude. i totally had to bowel route.”
“ooooh. yeah. bowel routing is the worst.”
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