bower

usually a man that is h-m-s-xual and bows over to have gay s-x
“i heard nick is a bower”
“yes, he learnt that in prison”
drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.
when he heard the news that he got a 4.0 gpa last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.
the best group of people in the world. often -ssociated with being gorgeous!! be jealous of those who’s last name is bowers. also, one of the founding families of the kkk.
that bethany is a real looker. too bad she is a white supremicist.. she must be a bowers
1. the illegitimate sp-wn of tina fey and albert einstein. often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. the cross between a science cl-ss and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. a reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

stephen: what did you think of her?
dylan: i’m not feeling it. she’s a total bowers.

ex.2:
deborah: did you catch that party last night?
tina: didn’t go. heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
deborah: that’s what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

chris: look out! bowers alert!
eric: relax, we way too young. i’d warn your dad though.
disappearing before an event or showing up late for a meet, the name came from the major of new malden in the late 1800s.
let’s meet at 7pm for dinner, please be there djetey, don’t do a bowers, like you’re used to do
when you are really hungover and you don’t feel like standing up to take a shower. so you lay down like you’re taking a bath with the drain stopped up and the shower beats down on you.
dude did you take a shower? no, i felt like sh-t, i took a bower.
increasingly used in the arab world, especially in dubai, uae, bower is the word “power” but spelled with a b since the arabic language does not have the sound for the alphabet “p”.
the mitsubishi is too bowerful as compared to the land cruiser!

or,

the nissan lost bower when it got halfway up the dune!
not to be mistaken for bowers
a bower is a person who is awesome at everything and knows it. they are in many ways almost perfect. they are exceptional only at sport that are different or extreme sports. everyone wants to be a bower but not every one is the best thing u can do is hang around one. they have this ora around them that makes you happy and laugh when ever you are around them. they are awesome
hey lets go to the bower’s is awesome there

hey ur good at that u must be a bower

only a bower would b able to do that

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