Bowflex

a home gym. has rods instead of weights. power rods that is.
jacob hill owns a bowflex. he is strong.
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n. a piece of exercise machinery that is used for no particular purpose other than to create some pretty heavy camel toe.
“wow, this new bow flex commercial is nothing more than a vast array of camel toe.”
the most expensive coat hanger you’ll ever buy.
alex: “dude, you’re getting fat – why don’t you use the bowflex your dad bought?”
eric: “’cause there isn’t any room in the closet for our winter coats…”
:a fully erect p-n-s that is slightly arched and oscillating up and down.
“check out my bowflex misty. this power rod has perfect form. wrap your lips around it and avago.”
a good home gym for those short on living sp-ce, but d-mn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) better off to get some real weights or a gym membership for a fraction of the cost.
joe: did you see that new bowflex commercial?
dave:yep, but$49.95 a month my -ss!!
used as an adjective, this term describes any person, male or female, who is extremely muscular and/or tanned.
holy sh-t! that guy’s so bowflex, i bet he could lift a house.
what big martha uses to work out.
get the f-ck off my bowflex before i f-ck you up. if you ever use my bowflex again ill kill you. got it ho!