bowl job
oral s-x while you are sh-tting. a combination of the words “toilet bowl” and “bl-w j-b”.
man, that wh-r- is so dirty… she just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
the act of getting a bl-wj-b while simultaneously hitting a bowl.
last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job… i think she’s the one.
when someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
you are also tied up somehow.
man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn’t even mean it the same way.
when you’re at a bowling alley and your finger’s get stuck in the ball and you try to jerk them out.
i was at the bowling alley with my girlfriend and she made me so nervous that she gave me a bowljob.
alternatively spelled “bowl job”, a bowljob is any activity, ch-r-, paid job or favor, deemed possible and/or better to do after getting high.
examples of common bowljobs:
store clerk
process serving
babysitting
high school homework
rolling a jay
“i’m going on a business trip tomorrow, but seeing as i’ve got two co-workers with me and we’re going to kingston, jamaica, i figure it’s just gonna be one big bowljob for me.”
an act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a f-ckup
1)bro, i’m sorry i walked out with giving you the $100 i owe you for the dankest sh-t i’ve smoked in a while. let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.
2) bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. let me give you a bowl job to make up for the h-ssle.
a popular haircut in the 90’s made by placing a bowl over the victim’s head and shaving everywhere else.
dude, that loser’s haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.
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