Bowling in Tijuana
1. the act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvest-te masturbating.
2. a medical condition whereupon one p-sses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
bro, stay away from that door unless you’re in the mood for a little bowling in tijuana.
i have to stay away from trampolines. i have a terrible case of bowling in tijuana.
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