bowling pin syndrome
a condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. the head, br–sts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and -ss. most commonly found at softball fields and indigo girls concerts.
joey: do you want to go with me to my friend’s sister’s softball game? there will probably be some hot girls there.
jake: no, thanks. even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my d-ck will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
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