bowned

receiving an injury to your p-n-s (having your “b-n-r” get “owned”, hence the word) also spelled as bown3d, bpwned, or bpwm3d. exclamation points/ ones can also be added.

not to be confused with getting boned, which is much more pleasent.

when spoken, stress of the “w” sound is used to avoid such confusion.
(man 1 gets kneed in the nuts by a woman)
man 2: “dude, you just got bowned!”
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getting owned during s-x.
raph: apparentley he pulled out his slong and stabbed her in the eye with it
liam: poor b-tch got bowned
bowned: a combination of getting both owned and boned at the same time.
you just got bowned, like your mom last night.
having your p-n-s owned by a b-tch.
aka: gettin a b-n-r from a b-tch you didnt want
ron: i didnt wanna have s-x with this b-tch grenade but then she gave me a lap dance, i got a b-n-r, and one thing led to another…
eddie: dude, you just got bowned!!
where somehow (either by tripping or otherwise) you accidentally end up with your face embedded in someone’s sweaty armpit.

also see owned

pr-nounced “bee-owned”
guy #1: dude, did you see that guy get a faceful of armpit?
guy #2: yeah, he got b’owned
i was tired of saying owned! so i decided to add a letter, a b!. its uzed the same as owned.
(counter strike head shot iconsin upper right of screen: leet m-f- is my user name)

leet m-f–:)haxor el planet
leet m-f–:)fug joo
leet m-f–:)momzor

terrorists win

(chat)
leet m-f-:bowned!!!!111
mofacka:gj
fat d-ck:nice
fotmot:gj