box of hair
a derogatory metaphor used to insult someone’s intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their iq to that of a box of hair, which–all things equal–should have an iq of zero.
that nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. wait, probably not.
used as an ultimate example of stupidity or uselessness in people, ideas, or objects.
bob is as dumb as a box of hair.
my boss’s newest scheme is about as dumb as a box of hair.
most of mr. popeil’s products are about as useful as a box of hair.
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