Boxford Police
those guys who can’t catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they’re hot on the case. they’re the definition of keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.
guy 1:hey man i just got robbed, everything’s gone.
guy 2:sh-t dude did you call the boxford police?
guy 1:yea they’re too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)
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