boxing gloves
when a guy c-ms on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.
friend: what did you do for boxing day? me: i gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. happy boxing day babe!
a pair of lips large and red enough to qualify as eye magnets.
man 1: who’s that chick on conspiracy theory, you know, the one with the boxing gloves?
man 2: june sarpong?
man 1: yeah, that’s the one.
man 2: harsh.
man 1: mercy is for the weak.
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