Boy bestfriend
a boy bestfriend is the best person you’ll meet in your life.he’ll cuddle you like your a little sister and protect you like your one too.he’s the person who makes you smile,laugh and be yourself around the most!he would treat you like family and would be really proud of you no matter what you did he would text you in the morning and night and he would invite you around to his house all the time.you’d know his family and be comfortable around them,you’d drink tea and watch movies together whilst eating loads of junk food,then you would talk about everything and anything you ever knew and ever hoped and dreamed off.he would take you out to places and the cinemas and you could trust him with anything!
girl 1:why do you always hang around with him?
girl2:he’s my boy bestfriend
girl1:are you dating?
girl2:nope well not yet
n. refers to boys who end up being friends with girls they meet and never having a real relationship with any girl.
ex.
tom: man, ted went over to talk to those two hot red heads last night. i wonder if he finally buried his bone.
bob: na, teds a total boybestfriend hes probably helping them paint his nails right now.
tom: what a shame.
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