boy dash
a very good friend of yours that happens to be a male. used in place of “boyfriend” to avoid uncomfortable situations.
originated from having a “boy” that is a “friend,” hence a “boy-friend.” eliminating the latter word leaving just “boy-” is pr-nounced “boy dash.”
straight guy #1: “i met this really awesome guy at college this semester. he’s a really good boyfriend of mine.”
straight guy #2: “woah bro. you’re not gay, he’s not your boyfriend. he’s a really good boy dash of yours.”
girl #1: “who’s that?”
girl #2: “oh, that’s john, one of my boyfriends.”
girl #1: “wait, i thought you were dating eric?”
girl #2: “yeah, i am. john’s just a boy dash of mine.”
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