Boy, If I Ever!
the first thing a friends father tells two young boys who drew d-cks on their friends car.
boy 1: “i’m sorry sir. we should have never drew d-cks on steve’s car. we’ll never do it again.”
boy 2: “really sir, never again.”
father: “boy, if i ever! ever, catch you drawing d-cks on my car, i’ll shoot you boys on spot, with a shotgun.
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