boy wonder
nickname fo lloyd banks
lloyd banks aka da boy wonda
1. a term originally used to define robin in the comic book series ‘batman and robin’; batman is a superhero and robin is his younger sidekick.
2. a complimentary term for robin, generally used by the fictional gotham police force and media.
3. a complimentary term for any male based on skill or personality, usually holding some degree of good-natured humour or irony.
4. a sarcastic, derogatory term used to compare a male to a less respected view of robin; a boy-toy, or kept male with no power and some implication of h-m-s-xuality.
n. “and once again, the world was saved thanks to batman and the boy wonder.”
n. “jess, you saved the mainframe! you’re a real boy wonder.”
n. “look at that boy wonder in the corner. the guy has more glitz on than my little sister did on prom night.”
a totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. he knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. he is a “yes” man. the whole time he is polishing his manager’s kn-b, he is secretly plotting to take over his job.
he wears loafers with t-ssles and pants with a f-g buckle over the b-tt crack. he is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. he talks with a lisp.
boy wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, he opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
boy wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. avoid them like the plague that they are.
origin: “boy, i wonder what he f-cked up now.”
greg is totally incompetent. everyone at the company calls him boy wonder!
tw-nt, plain and simple
see popb-tch message board very bl–dy day.
an utter utter tw-nt whose constant posting of cr-p on the popb-tch website shows his complete lack of humour, intelligence or verboisity.
“g-d boywonders posting again, send me a text when he has gone away”
a sh-t chiptune artist that enjoys c-wk
aka daylight daterape
guy 1: omg did you see boy wonder at juicestock?
guy 2: no, i didnt turn up
pretentious h-m-s-xual who wears his thinly disguised toupee like an aged nun’s merkin; frequently rambles on about his incontinence and love of internet p-rn
after that curry last night i did the biggest boywonder in the loo.
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