boydourves
when its just the guys at home (bachelor or home-alone husband), the guys eat these. its the junk food in the grocery store that costs the least and will get you full the fastest.
johnny’s wife is gone this week, so he went out and bought some doritos, potato chips, and cookie dough..typical boydourves
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