boyfood
boyfood is the appropriate term when you can’t call someone your boyfriend- either because it’s “complicated” or inappropriate to do so- but all you want to do is eat each other 😉 hence, boyfood.
“so are you guys dating?”
“my parents don’t know yet- i call him my boyfood for the time being.”
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