boyfriend bombshell
when the girl you’ve been interested in chooses the most inopportune moment to inform you she has a boyfriend. often followed by you punching a baby.
guy: hey man, do you have any extra babies kicking around i can punch?
guy’s wicked awesome female friend: i’ll make you a fresh one, under one condition: it has to be a fatal blow. we don’t want it surviving said punch. brb. got 9 months of work ahead of me.
guy: if you’d rather not work the full 9 months, i’d be happy to meet you at the top of a flight of stairs.
guy’s wicked awesome female friend: 🙂 you’re the best! btw, what has caused this baby punching tangent?
guy: well, i met this super cute girl the other day, and i was just about to tell her i was warm for her form when she dropped the boyfriend bombsh-ll!
guy’s wicked awesome female friend: harsh, dude! -hands dude a fresh baby-
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