boyfriend chair
a chair placed in women’s clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their girlfriends shop.
you: “hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at forever 21?”
ya girl: “i just want to try on 10 more tops!”
you: “alright, i’ll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here.”
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