boyfriending
when a girl leaves her zone (school, home, squad, church etc) to spend time with her boyfriend
peggy : where are you?
denise : i’m boyfriending
when you get to know a girl and may be have a flirt, too and she suddenly turns colder and tries to un-btrusively place the words “my boyfriend” in the conversation she is boyfriending you to impact that you do not have a chance to score.
usually this happens when you have done something that made her reconsider (in this case often there is no boyfriend) or she did not have a drink for more than half an hour and begins to have second thoughts about cheating on her (existing) boyfriend.
boyfriending:
you: “did i tell you that i travelled the world for the last couple of years?”
her: “aaah, that sounds interesting. my boyfriend went on a three weeks vacation last year too.”
you: “hey, dont boyfriend me! (off you go)”
the act of being a boyfriend.
trey is bad at boyfriending!
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