boyfrienditis
an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag.
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge -sshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend’s every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her sh-tty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn’t care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won’t answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her -ss all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
i used to hang out with chelsea, but she got awful boyfrienditis when she and sean started going out. i just stopped trying to be her friend.
a curious condition where a woman is completely obsessed with her boyfriend to the point she no longer cares about anything else. school/uni, hobbies, friends, career etc. no longer seem important to a woman infected with boyfrienditis. it is usually recognised by the exessive use of makeup and non-stop talking about the boy.
jill’s boyfrienditis caused her to not study for her exams.
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