boyrista
a very hip young(er) male barista, most likely with many tattoos and a smoldering, s-xy att-tude. often found at local coffee shops that wish to combat the starbucks shiny-faced teen-girl image of the corporate coffee server.
friend #1: why do you love that coffee place so much?
friend #2: they’re predominantly run by boyristas. i love watching their tattoos twitch when they pour my lattees into a feather pattern. gives me shivers…
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