BP Oil Spill
the definition of lazy/cheap ceos, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a sh-t-f-ck-ton of oil spilled into the gulf of mexico.
simply, a oil spill no one knows how to f-cking deal with until sh-t hits the fan.
scientist 1: dude! let’s use shredded tires and golf b-lls to stop the oil!
scientist 2: or we can use f-cking horse sh-t to stop it! horse sh-t!
logical scientist: we can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. it’ll only cost —
-gunshot-
scientist 3: we’re not here to help, we’re here to try worthless ideas, and milk these f-ckers. this bp oil spill will be our cash cow.
when a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of “oil” to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in s-xual intercourse in such bathtub.
a – “so i did some kinky stuff with cindy last night.”
b – “oh really? what kind of stuff?”
a – “we did the bp oil spill. best s-x of my life!”
b – “you’re f-cked up dude, i’m going home.”
when a condom breaks and she got pregnant. bp oil spill
boyfriend: oh sh-t, i think i just had a bp oil spill.
girlfriend: wtf does that mean?
boyfriend: -never returns her calls-
to pull out when having -n-l s-x in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a sh-t. the resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the bp oil spill.
i gave your mom a bp oil spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
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