bpmb
abbreviation (see: bipolar menopausal b-tch)
any older woman who changes from second to second her att-tude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
you: i have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can i do?
her: well its all your fault they think what they do. you control what other people think! the kitties always come first!? i am having a bad day is it hot in here??
you: what are you talking about are you some kind of bpmb?
her: what did you say???
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