braces
painful shards of concentrated h-ll cemented to your teeth for an amount of time that is never short enough. they are put there by s-d-stic psychopaths that enjoy inflicting pain upon others. even after they are removed, the pain does not stop. it cannot be that easy, as you must wear a retainer for at least an eternity.
braces are concentrated pain.
whoa there.
nice -ss, nice t-ts, nice… oh my god, what happened to your face?!
braces on
metal mouth on the right
purple hair & braces = hot combo
braces!
big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment
“braces are used for straightening teeth, stevie,” dr. hyde said.
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