Brad Paisley moustache
a weak -ss moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star brad paisley)
i didn’t have time to shave this morning so now i have a brad paisley moustache.
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