Bradington
bradington is the way that illiterate people think that bradenton is spelled.
bradenton is a city located just north of sarasota, florida.
people who live in bradenton like to say that they are from sarasota.
edd- hey bob, where do you live?
bob- i’m from bradington, the best city ever.
edd- it’s called bradenton, you dumb -ss.
bob- oh.
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