Bradley Howington
a horror poet/writer.
bradley howington: “the stranger walks up close, pulls out a knife with long pointy spokes. then enters the shadows of the young girls mind, ending her life with a painful cry.”
bradley howington is an awesome horror writer!
he’s popular off of sites like twitter!
he’s one of the nicest and funniest people you’ll ever meet!
person 1: have you read a bradley howington poem?
person 2: nope, why should i?
person 1: just read a few, promise you’ll love them!
person 2: wow, you were right!
person 1: duh.
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