Brad’s Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe
a restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, brad pitt. this wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of mt. vesuvius in dallas, tx. millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as “d-ck on a stick,” “stick on a d-ck,” and “fried fish.” for more information, search brad’s b-tterscotch d-cksicle cafe on google. this place is the sh-t, no toilet. however, they do have public bathrooms near the main entrance. and we’re talkin public. if you’d like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a sh-t, come on down.
george: “man, i’m hungry.”
jorge: “dude, let’s go to brad’s b-tterscotch d-cksicle cafe! i hear they have the best fried fish!”
george: “who gives a f-ck about the fish, i’m lookin for that d-ck on a stick!”
jorge: “i can help you out with that right here. no need to go to dallas. just fetch me that chopstick over there.”
george: “……”
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