Bradyn
an epic bestfriend. funny enough to send even the most serious police officer into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. devilishly handsome enough to rival mr. james bond. has a hilarious failure to distinguish red and green. a perfect wingman for when sh!t hits the fan. a true friend till the end. happy now, bro?
why can’t we all just a bradyn? but seriously, there is a fire back there. you guys shouldn’t go back there, you might die.
a left handed douche bag who has a huge ego. all he talks about is being smarter than everyone else and how he is so awesome at wow, which we all know hes not. he will never get over the fact that no one cares. not only is braydn a complete d-bag, he might be h-m-s-xual. his lack of friends has made him antisocial and is one of the main contributions to his douchebaggery and h-m-s-xuality.
i’m bradyn and i am better than you because i’m left handed hahaha
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