braggot
a person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. this person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. these persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.
you: “i have some old nirvana vinyl records in my collection.”
braggot: “i saw nirvana and even hung out with kurt cobain. it was awesome.”
you: “but you were born in 1992 and cobain died in 1994.”
braggot: “yeah, i was really young but my mom’s boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage p-sses because he was tight with kurt. i remember all kinds of stuff from when i was only 2 years old.”
(n): a term used to describe self absorbed f-ggots commonly known to have the first name bradley. hence we chose to combine the highlighted terms and make -~braggot.~-
examples:
“braggot has herpes.”
“braggot looks like sh-t everyday!”
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