Brain Disease
to become obsessed by a romantic interest, over–n-lysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
single girl: oh my god, i just text lover man and he hasn’t written back yet! do you think that means he isn’t interested? oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? should i write back? i should wait 20 minutes first, right?
friend of single girl: girlfriend, you’ve got brain disease over this guy!
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