Brain Fap
intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
or
performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.
similar to the act of masturbation. doesn’t serve a purpose besides pleasure.
“i heard you were dating that blonde right there.”
“that one’s kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!”
“haha! you brain fapping lil b-st-rd!”
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