Brain Leak
when something you ment to think in your head comes out loud, creating a rather awkward situation.
guy 1: i totally brain leaked last night while scr-w-ng my girlfriend
guy 2: aww man what you say?
guy 1: accidently said “battenburgs are what make my life complete” about 7 minutes in
guy 2: i’m surprised you last 7 minutes
guy 1: wait what?
guy 2: sorry brain leak
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