Brain Malfunction
when your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.
“i tried to talk sense in to rick santorum, but he has a brain malfunction”
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a tattoo on a woman’s chest when she is flat or has very small b–bs; most commonly found on white trash females. check the branded cutlet on that piece of trash.
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