Brain Salad
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the effect of one’s head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/sh-ll(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bl–dy brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.
joe: this guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really p-ssed me off!
bob: did you do anything about it?
joe: h-ll yeah i blew that c-ck-juggling-thunder-c-nts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.
bob: “nice”
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the green leafy substance thats also refered to as”weed”. however one can’t call it weed in certain company, so its called brain salad.
hey man,come on over tonight and enjoy a few bowls of some”brain salad”while we watch some tube.
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