Brain Shart
worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. a brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.
who can ever forget chris webber’s brain shart in the 1993 ncaa championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving unc the crown.
because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, imus is out of a job and out on his can.
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similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
guy 1(in deep thought): yeep.
guy 2: what?
guy 1: huh? oh, sorry… i had a brain shart.
similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you -actually- sh-t your pants while thinking.
when describing his dog, rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
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