Brainjacking
the act of achieving -rg-sm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
“i had this raging hard on last night and all i could think about was tyler perry dressed up as madea. unfortunately i was too drunk to m-st-rb-t- before i fell asleep. shortly thereafter i was fairly certain i woke up p-ssing my pants. once i came to, thankfully, i had realized i was only brainjacking.” – michael richards
albert: (sees mikey making a face) is he taking a dump?
mollie: no, he’s thinking real hard! – look who’s talking (1989)
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