Braitlin
a couple name for brian and caitlin. braitlin is very loud and has s-x 24/7. they like to bake together and watch ultimate frisbee games no one cares about. everyone knows braitlin and knows they are destined to get married. unfortunately their kids are going to look like little yellow minions but they don’t care.
“look, it’s braitlin!”
“dude, i heard they had s-x for 10 hours straight yesterday!”
“d-mnnn”
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