brampire
when bitten by a brampire 12 hours after the infection causes the urge to buy polos sperrys and golf shorts. 16 hours after infection words like bro sweet wicked legit and cl-ssy spray out somewhere in every sentence. 24 hours after they are completely turned and become a total douche bag.
dude have you seen cody?
yea i think he got bit by a brampire.
how do you know?
he’s wearing polo shoes!
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