branches

to call someone extremely ugly.
disgusting raunchy ugly nails horrifying unattractive horrid
that b-tch is so branches; she needa go get her face done.
to take a sh-t, dump, p–p, etc.
‘be right back. i’m gonna take a large branch.’
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1. part of tree growing from trunk.

2. botany part of plant stem or root:

3. something that resembles a branch of a tree in structure, but is not a part of a tree.

4. f.e. a store, bank, or other organization that is part of a larger group and is located in a different part of a geographic area from the parent organization.

5. distinct part of large organization: a subdivision of a large organization, usually with a specialized mission

6. a part of a large area of study.

7. a line of a family that is descended from a common ancestor.

8. geography tributary stream: a river or stream flowing into another river.

9. geography creek (mostly used by people from the southern of the u.s.): a small stream or a creek.

10. southern u.s. beverages drinking water: drinking water, especially from a clean spring or stream, and used particularly for mixing with bourbon.

11. comput alternative instruction sequence: a sequence of computer program instructions in a set of alternative sequences that are activated according to specific conditions.

12. mathamatical part of curve: a distinctive part of a curve that is separated from the rest of the curve, e.g. by discontinuities or extreme points.

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verb;
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1. to divide somthing into smaller parts, or cause something to do this.

2. to grow branches.

3. to become involved in something new, especially as a way of extending or expanding personal interests or business activities.

4. tto execute an alternative sequence of computer program instructions as a result of the detection of a specific condition.
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noun;
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1. a woody branch (small limb) of a tree that grows out from a larger limb or from the trunk.
2. a subdivision of the stem, root, or flower cl-ster of a plant.
3. the branches of the stag’s antlers.
4. the account is held at the bank’s elm street branch.
5. each branch of the military has a distinctive history and reputation.

6. ethics is a branch of philosophy.
7. f.e. the peruvian branch of the family.
8. a branch of the colorado river.
9. a branch runs through our lower pasture.
10. i’d like a branch.
11. a branch of numbers
12. to calculate a branch.

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verb:
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1. part of the path branches off toward the river.
2. branching.
3. the company has branched into the multimedia market.
4. branching a sequence.

slang for male genitilia.
girl #1 “he’s as tall as a tree”
girl #2 “yes and all i’m interested in is his branch!”
(n.) a bud from the marijuana plant
“grab a branch from your stash and lets light one up” – kottonmouth kings: light it up
an unacceptably large stem in a bag of marijuana.
person 1 “what the h-ll is this”

person 2 “what, it wheighed out”

person 1 “of course it weighs out there’s
freakin branch in there”
a term used to describe the condition of one’s eyes after they’ve smoked cannabis. due to the sudden formation of blood vessels on the sclera, the rapid outburst of capillaries then begin to look like “branches”. in extreme cases, such as when one has a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the branches then start to look like either bushes, or extremely thick vines, in which case the term would be changed to “vines”.
chris: “dude, how are my eyes?”.

roger: “….dude, you have branches lol”.

chris: “f-ck! dude give me the drops!”.