Brandford


often a fat black kid, who is quite adorable and reminds one of a panda. very small p-n-s, but wants to put it to use on guys.

brandford: the act of shoving a small chode up an emo’s -ss
cheerleader: oh em geee, that black kid is like, adorable, but hes so fat.

brandford – the act of shoving a chode up an emo’s -sshole ex. i totally brandforded that emo.

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