Branding Asshole
the stupid wastes of sperm & eggs that judge people by their appearance, occupation, hobbies, music taste etc. they often categorise people into a culture/sub-culture, & define them on the basis of their own shallow perspective. alot of them post these definitions on urban dictionary.
branding -sshole #1: that guy is so skinny, his hairs messy, he’s into art & bands that no one has ever heard of … he’s such an indie f-g.
branding -sshole #2: but i saw him surfing the other day. indie boys don’t surf!
branding -sshole #3: i know! surfers are just idiots who wear bright coloured tees & board shorts, even when their not on the beach & they usually have bleached hair. they also listen to pop rock bands like ‘all american rejects’.
branding -sshole #4: but i saw a song from the all american rejects on the indie guys ipod!
branding -sshole #5: he must be a ‘scenester’ then.
branding -sshole #6: i heard his girlfriends a indie chick. she wears vintage clothing & sh-t & likes to read alot.
branding -sshole #7: i saw her shopping at ‘supre’ the other day …
branding -sshole #8: she’s such a wannabe then.
normal open-minded person: you guys, are pathetic.
the point is kiddos, if a person does certain things that would make other people identify that person with a sub-culture, & then do something that would contradict the normal atmosphere of that subculture, they shouldn’t be labelled ‘indie’ or ‘surfie’ or ‘scenester’ (whatever the f-ck that is). you can’t just define a person on superficialities, because in turn your defining yourself as a superficial person. i listen to some indie bands & at the same time listen to other music that i enjoy, such as chris brown! i love art & i love reading but i also like watching meaningless chick flicks. i wear what i think looks nice, & what i feel comfortable in, & don’t obsess over making myself look like an individual. you branding -ssholes out there might label me as some sort of wannabe (because that’s just what you do), but i define myself, for myself, & i don’t see myself as belonging to any of those stupid stereotypes.
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