Brandon Lam
truly, the most amazing person alive. his humor and good looks cannot be fathomed by the human mind. his s-xual prowess is legendary and craved by all women. he is the man of all men. jealousy may run through the blood of other men when their eyes are lain upon him, while l-st from the eyes of the beautiful courses through their veins.
“wow you look so brandon lam, today!”
“gee, thanks!”
“omg! that guy is so dreamy. he must be a brandon lam!”
“my boyfriend sucks!”
“yeah, it’s a shame he’s not a brandon lam”
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the opposite of engaged: outgagement (noun)- the state one enters after recently ending a relationship. outgaged (adj./ tr.vrb)- to be in a state of outgagement. “well, after fighting constantly for the last six months, sara and i decided to get an outgagement.” “man, i’ve had so much time since being outgaged.”
- Fuck a Clock
derived from the terms “f-ck yo couch n-gg-” and less popular “suck yo c-ck.” “f-ck yo clock” takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man’s timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses. bro: these eggs are cold, man! go f-ck a clock. man: bro you just mad ’cause yo c-ck […]
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speaking in 31337, to f-ck over, f-ck up, break something, etc. man, i f-xored your computer, you’re screwed. better wipe that p-rno before you send it for repairs. an expletive. another way of saying “f–k” synonymous with f-k and f-x. aw f-x0r, i got shotzor’d in my nutzorz… a term used when you have messed […]
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- Facebook rape
the access of a facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account’s owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account’s profile for the purpose of a prank. the act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their facebook account logged in. “aw man, someone totally facebook raped […]