branlette


french slang for masturbation.

1. (vulgar) w-nk, ham shank, hand shandy (act of masturbation).
2. (vulgar) cr-p, bullsh-t (worthless thing or activity)
3. (vulgar) cr-p, bullsh-t, w-nkery (dubious or too elaborated construct, in general intellectually).

derives from “branler” (to wobble, te be unstanble, also in slang to w-nk).
se taper une branlette = to pull one’s wire, to have a ham shank

lire des bouquins, c’est le la branlette = reading books is a f-cking waste of time.

la droite, la gauche, le libéralisme, le communisme, c’est de la branlette tout ça ! = right, left, free market economy, communism, that’s all bullsh-t.

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