Branscom
a branscom is the device used to extract foreign objects from one’s sphincter in the emergency room. as of this date, only 7 exist in north america.
by george that tranny dominatrix sure did get that walrus stature logged in me. good thing they were able to fly in a branscom from tucson, or i would have missed my daughters wedding.
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