brass ladle
the phrase used to describe a man’s phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color…to a br-ssy shade. a festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.
brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the “br-ss ladle” dragon. it can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.
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