brass ring
the br-ss ring was originally a game reward or prize related to riding a carousel. most carousels did not have “jumpers” – animals which move up and down as the carousel spins – the outer row animals were still/fixed. many riders of carousels tended to ignore the outer rows in favor of the jumping animals. in order to encourage more riders to sit on the outer rows, someone devised the ring game and it became a common fixture of the carousel.
the object of the game was simple. a rider sits on the outer row and when the carousel spins around, the rider reaches out and grabs one of the metal rings from the dispenser. since not all the rings were br-ss – typically one br-ss ring per ride among many non-br-ss rings – getting the br-ss ring was a special treat. the br-ss ring usually ent-tled the holder to a free ride when they returned the br-ss ring to the attendant. or could be kept as a good luck charm, memento, etc.
it’s important to note that in their heyday, most carousels were pay-to-ride amus-m-nts. back when a couple pennies, a nickel or a dime was still significant change, a free ride on the carousel would seem much more relevant. therefore, to get the elusive br-ss ring was to win a notable prize equated with fun, gratification, fulfillment, etc.
little amy went to the park today and rode on the carousel. on the first try, she got the br-ss ring. amy now could ride the carousel again for free. amy was very happy.
amy grew up to be a pleasant, pretty, hard-working young woman. she got married, started a family, and lived in a nice modest home with her husband. together they worked towards prosperity and raised a good, healthy family. amy was very happy. again, amy got the br-ss ring.
the american dream, with emphasis on intimate relationships and family; typically used by men in their 30s and 40s who are not married yet and are desperate for a wife
that guy is 40 and still not married; he’s still going after the br-ss ring.
when the p-n-s is in use a lot, whether through much s-x and/or masturbation, the corona, which is the rim of the head of the p-n-s (just above the foreskin) takes on a purplish/pinkish, perhaps magenta color.
anthony got a br-ss ring from having excessive s-x with dolly.
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