brassiere
the halter that elevates and holds in place human mammary glands, named for the inventor phillipelde br-ssiere.
sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell br-ssiere. hardly any store advertises or customers ask for br-ssieres today. it’s simply bra.
dagmar had a hard time finding a store that sold 44ddd bras.
b–bie holder
that br-ssiere makes your b–bies look mighty fine…
a garment worn under the clothes used to “lift and separate” a female’s br–sts. the names comes from bracière, the old french word referring to arm protector. the br-ssiere replaced corsets as the female undergarment around the 1900s, when it was most likely developed by herminie cadolle. this term is now archaic however and the garment is simply referred to as a “bra,” which is french for “arm”. br-ssiere is only useful when one needs to refer to bras in code:
eliza: so laura do you want to go shopping for br-ssieres tomorrow?
laura: alright, that sounds good.
mike: what’s a br-ssiere?
eliza: … really long gloves. it means arm protector in french.
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