bratworst
worst + bratwurst = bratworst
your friend scores an owngoal while simultaneously hitting his head on a post, sending the chin towards the crotch with a devastating ‘crunch!’, and being slapped by the cheerleader for staring at her cleavage.
you -j-c-l-t-: “bratworst!”
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