Bratwurst
a word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. the opposite of b-tters.
“when she took her clothes off, my fears came true. her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. she was bratwurst”
the act of defacating and packing a huge, delicious mouthful of dip (preferably grizzly straight) simultaneously.
after a long night of taco bell feasting, kevin and matt both enjoyed two vicious bratwursts.
an obese dachshund.
that’s not a weiner, that’s a bratwurst.
a german sausage typically the same length as a mid-european p-n-s (5.3″) and slightly larger in diameter. not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2″ irish sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
being of both irish and german decent, i have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schl-ng, plus i’m attractive to large breasted germanic women.
misspelling of bratwurst.
män, thät’s ä lärge brätwurst!
1. adj: a way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or petulant.
2. n: a meaty yet small sausage of highly seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.
instead of saying: “stop being such a brat”
say:”stop being such a bratwurst”
a german sausage
a derogatory term, usually with reference to the p-n-s.
get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.
hinnerk (who happens to be german) rather enjoys a juicy bratwust at supper time.
– “hinnerk??” – “yeeeeessss???” – “you are such a d-mn bratwurst” – “spoome”
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